when u have so many things u want to draw that it becomes overwhelming so u just do nothing
Ok so last week I was hanging out with a friend and he told me that, when he was a child, he used to have a vhs tape with some random tv shows on it. And he says, “you know that sheep gif? that show was on the vhs, but I can’t remember how it was called, and google isn’t helping.” so we spent the weekend trying to find it, and we did! anyways the video was made by a cult
This post sent me down an insane rabbit hole last night, the cult that made this has a thing for fantasizing about having sex with Jesus:
Cool tips for hot sex!
I have never encountered a post that legit made me feel like I’ve been punched in the chest before.
This started as a relatable artist meme but quickly turned into a horny cultist-driven train wreck
Oh hey, look, it’s the cult that brainwashed the guitarist from Fleetwood Mac
This is also the same cult that Rose McGowan and Joaquin and River Phoenix grew up in
this post just gets worse every time i see it.
That’s not the worst part of Children of God. They fucked kids Jim…
Since most of the people are in their graves in suits, the zombie apocalypse is going to be a pretty formal event.
Many of those suits only have a front side, because nobody can see their back while they’re in the coffin and it’s very difficult to dress a corpse properly. So the zombie apocalypse will have a lot of people who are super formal when they’re facing you, but their entire ass is hanging out.
I know…
It’s gonna be funny as hell when I’m not gettin ate.
my favourite thing about the widespread presence of sunny memes online is that people have no idea that the context is way wilder than they could imagine. like the fact that “how do 3 men in their 30s not have $800 between them?” is because they found mafia cocaine, sold it for an eighth of the price and are trying to come up with money to buy oxy to sell it back to avoid being murdered by said mafia? wild.
This one was from when Mac agreed to be a drug mule for his father but never followed through, so he tried to fake his own death when his dad got out of prison
This was when the gang tried to steal a historical art piece from a rich family’s house Indiana Jones style but got trapped inside when the family came home unexpectedly and the family had a bunch of dark secrets and it turned into a drama thriller
This one is from when Dee and Dennis’ nazi grandfather is dying in the hospital so they try to organize all of his belongings, then find a painting that may or may not have been done by Hitler and try decide what to do with it
Dennis tried to create a portable bar as a side business and it accidentally turned into robbery with a hint of human trafficking
They fell into a pyramid scheme in this scene
This is a scene from a dark fantasy stage musical (that they actually ended up putting on irl) based on a song Charlie wrote while huffing glue
